Stop being a bitch and taking your girl to some lame fast food trough and shoving garbage into your swollen bellies. At the very least, go to Islands. They have semi-delicious food paired with background videos of people doing extreme sports that you only have the courage to admire. And if you're a mega-popular podcaster or internet personality, stop reading your own fucking ads. The world does not need another slave for a role model. Bye! -Drunk Joe Biden.

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