Nola Barry, it is great to hear from you. Yes, it is unfortunate that your boyfriend is a schmuck who found our playground photos and then threatened to end your relationship. I had no idea the popular imagination would be captivated by your mounting of that lovable dolphin. I do not use Redit, but obviously many do. I was explaining your predicament to my sister's fiancé and he immediately recalled seeing the thread. "Wow, that was your photo!?" Anyways, look, your boyfriend is not going to dump you. Human intelligence cannot drop below a certain level. Whether you should you leave him is a better question. You are a diamond, not only marked by beauty but also by rarity. You shine and we admire. So it goes.

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